It's Coming On Christmas

It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a river
I could sled away on
But it don't snow here
It stays pretty green
I'm going to make a bit of money
Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene
I wish I had a river
I could sled away on
I wish I had a river so long
I would ask my dogs to fly
Oh I wish I had a river
I could sled away on

I asked my boy to fly...

took a little liberty there with Joni Mitchell's "River"